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  • Night at the Museum

    Night at the Museum


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie ends with september by earth wind and fire

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    thanks QT3.1415926 for an ultimately irrelevant and self indulgent three hour aimless stroll. tortellini is a creep, who should know better than to make the super-objective of the protagonist to be becoming friends with roman polanski. it’s horrifying in a way that does not seem intentional. i am beyond confused why margot robbie’s face takes up a third of the poster when her main story is going to see a movie she (as sharon tate) was in. QT’s obsession with…

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  • Beavis and Butt-Head Do America

    Beavis and Butt-Head Do America


    i stand by my last review of this movie. it is the ultimate toilet humor film. it is an essential comedy. it stands up as an eerie lens into the state of 1990s america. the pinnacle of B&BH- it’s raunchy, yet dry- silly, yet entirely profound. mike judge outdid himself.

  • The Dark Knight

    The Dark Knight


    well this is one of those films i loved as a tween that only soured with age. that’s not to say it’s particularly bad, the opening scene remains to be one of my favorite action-oriented openings to any film ever. but the first hour of this movie drags so much. once we get into that one chase with the truck though, the pace becomes so tight, masterful in some bits. 

    there’s a lot of silly-sounding voices throughout the film. michael…