Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Last Jedi ★★★

Too long, dog. Your movie is too long.

Baffled by the turbonerd backlash to this. Is pandering dork culture so bad that mild subversion of tropes and fan theories is enough to stoke full mental rebellion? I'm starting to think that the reason people hated the prequels so much isn't because they were dramatically inert CGI fuckfests, but because they didn't have the Millennium Falcon.

Porgs were annoyingly cute. Big eyes. Small mouth. Can't lose.