The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 ★½

A list of Twilight movies I wish I could watch instead of this one:

1. Carlisle's vampire origin story where we see him get turned by an ancient vampire living in the sewers of London

2. An alternative version where instead of turning into a wolf, Jacob actually strips and tries to seduce Charlie in the woods

3. A queer romance where Leah Clearwater imprints on a girl and she delivers on the raging bisexual energy

4. A quiet drama set in a small Irish village starring that one Irish vampire who was wearing a sweater, the fact the he's a vampire is not important to the plot

5. A comedy a la What We Do The Shadows starring the Volturi and their petty drama and day to day shenanigans 

6. A movie where we just got to follow Alice and Jasper after they fucked off instead

7. A gay, friends to lovers movie of Stefan and Vladimir and their ridiculous accents 

8. Emmett's vampire origin story, so we can see that himbo get mauled by a bear

9. A movie that has good special effects 


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