Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Damsels in Distress 2011

  ★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Out of all these fuckers, Aubrey Plaza served the most

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  Triangle of Sadness 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 31 May 2023 2

  Third act didn’t have to dip down THAT much, but now when I’m working with models and I need facial expressions, I’m definitely gonna be using the H&M vs. Balenciaga terms.

Popular reviews

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Apr 2022

  This 🤝 Shiva Baby
       
     Revolving around bagels as plot devices 

  What a fucking trip! An incredible, wild, funny, absurdly-creative, amazingly-crafted fantasy flick deserving of its praise, say no more! This and another recent A24 film, Cmon Cmon both share the use of one song in a soundtrack, and both movies are amazing. Has officially became my so-far favourite movie from 2022. I want a raccoon controlling me so I could be better at things, and the feet scenes here are straight up Tarantino’s alley. Also, Scott Pilgrim has some serious competition.

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  Not Okay 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jul 2022

  My family would’ve called a bunch of my peers Danni Sanders disciples if they’d seen this with me, because whenever I explained my jealousy of my peers going to significant places growing up, they wouldn’t believe me and would assume that their proof was all Photoshopped bullshit, much like the context of this movie which I found surprisingly decent.

  
  Anyways, let’s fucking start faking Euro-trips everyone, and totally do no harm!