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  • Apocalypse Now
  • Magnolia
  • Inglourious Basterds
  • Eraserhead

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  • Caravaggio

  • House of Tolerance

    ★★★★

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★½

  • Eternals

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  • Caravaggio

    Caravaggio

    With a huge grin on my face I turn the “historical accuracy” dial all the way down to zero while simultaneously turning the “gay” dial all the way up to ten. 


    I look over my shoulder into the audience. 


    They’re going absolutely ballistic. Hooting, hollering and the like.

  • The Matrix Resurrections

    The Matrix Resurrections

    ★★★★½

    18/20

    “Just to remind them what a free mind can do.”

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  • iCarly: iGo to Japan

    iCarly: iGo to Japan

    I love Spencer. Not even like bro love. I am homosexualy attracted to Spencer. I would have sex with that man. He's a Chad and I love him.

  • The Big Bang Theory: It All Started with a Big Bang

    The Big Bang Theory: It All Started with a Big Bang

    ½

    "I've never been a fan of Internet Explorer"

    Crowd laughs nervously and a few grunts are heard from the back seats as people edge closer to hear the punchline.

    "Why not? Don't you like the internet?"

    The crowd suddenly stands up, aware that they are about to receive what they came for. People slowly edge closer to the set as Sheldon prepares for his next line. Sweat is clearly visible on his brow and his mouth is quivering in anticipation…