Cinema Simulacra

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.

Favorite films

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Arrival
  • Frozen II
  • Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Recent activity

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • Sonic the Hedgehog 2


  • Room


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Time


    This is a bad documentary. I’m somewhat confused over some of the reviews and comments made about it, because I feel like we watched entirely different films. I was going to leave this unrated and leave it alone, but as of this logging, I’ve watched 48 of the 56 titles that have been nominated for Oscars in the 93rd Academy Awards, and I’ve rated everything. I couldn’t leave this unrated, but I felt the need to explain why I rated…

  • Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    Zack and Miri Make a Porno


    Over ten years ago, I fell in love with both Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks watching this movie. In the years since, I've only fallen for them harder. Watching this one again now, I have no idea why it flopped as hard as it did. It's so sweet, painful, and beautiful. We've all had a friend we fell for, and this movie is such a smart, funny, and oddly wholesome little love story. It's amazing, fight me.

    Second movie in a row where someone gets shat on.