*Ludwig Göransson sounds*
Found footage fetishist. Nympho bimbo. Halfway happy!
“Someone will find my tapes.”
ANUBIS, THE DEVOURER (?!), IS TAKING HEARTS AND WEIGHING SOULS!
“Jesus! Stop being an archeologist for a minute here and start being a human being!”
ANGY EGYPTIAN CAT-DOG-MAN LOVES TO SMASH!
FUCKING CGI CAT DEMONS START EATING A WOMAN ALIVE AFTER SHE’S FALLEN INTO A SPIKE TRAP AND FUCKING IMPALED!
OH YEAH! WE’RE ALL INFECTED, ANYWAY!
“It’s not about the shot Nora. I just don’t know what else to do.”
“It’s All Hallows’ Eve. The dead are as close as they can be. You were dead, too, sir. Even if only for a moment. They see you as one of their own.”
I 👏🏼 ATE 👏🏼 THIS 👏🏼 SHIT 👏🏼 UP 👏🏼
SPOOKY, SINGING CHILDREN ONLY YOU CAN HEAR!
THE WATER’S STILL RUNNING BUT YOU TURNED OFF THE TAPS!!
AND WHO TF KEEPS THROWING THESE TEA CUPS AROUND SO FUCKING PRECARIOUSLY?!
“‘Cause I’m just Ken, anywhere else I’d be a ten!”
Fuck, I’m a Ken. 😂
Real life Barbie and Ken, Robbie and Gosling, been here all along and I didn’t even know it. They’re both kinda really beautiful here, in their performances and otherwise ofc.
THIS HAD SOME FUCKING HARDCORE ELEVATED DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE VIBES
Clearly I am the audience for this ??? But I think I’m also very much not the audience for this hahaha
ALSO FUCK YOU. MATCHBOX TWENTY FUCKING ROCKS!