Michelle Parsons

Michelle Parsons

Just a movie-loving X-ray tech from Canada!

Favorite films

  • Dawn of the Dead
  • GoodFellas
  • The Thing
  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

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  • Scary Movie 5

    ★★★

  • Amityville II: The Possession

    ★★★½

  • The Amityville Horror

    ★★★½

  • They Live

    ★★★½

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  • Scary Movie 5

    Scary Movie 5

    ★★★

    Watching Simon Rex getting hit in the head with assorted implements is endlessly entertaining to me.

  • Amityville II: The Possession

    Amityville II: The Possession

    ★★★½

    Me: I can’t wait to see the sleaze in this! (Patiently waits but no real sleaze happens at the first of the movie)
    Sophie walks into the room and sits down- Sleaze amps up 8022% 🤣🤣🤣

    I enjoyed this at least as much as the first one if not more! Kinda slows down at the end, but still had some hilarious dialogue, fun makeup effects and great camera shots. 

    Another fun watch with Lou! :)

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  • Strike Commando

    Strike Commando

    ★★★★½

    Up a full star on the rewatch!! 

    Reb Brown absolutely makes this movie with his yelling and shirtless grimacing. 

    Extra big shout out to that amazing slo-mo headbutt! And the 30 grenades used (I counted ;) 

    Had an absolute blast watching this with Lou, who had to listen to me yell “JAKODAAAAAAA!” repeatedly. 🤣🤣

  • They Live

    They Live

    ★★★½

    So many good lines in this movie!!! And Roddy Piper does sport an impressive mullet. 😁

    Somebody please get RP into a shower ASAP though!

    Shout out to Buck Flower, who makes every movie a little bit better. :)

    Fun times watching with a virginal Lou. ;)