Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More
  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★★½

    Make sure when you're dragged to chaperone your little cousins at the movies, they choose one with a blonde bombshell to help you ignore the disaster that is the rest of the movie

  • Booksmart

    Booksmart

    ★★★★½

    WHO ALLOWED THIS MOVIE TO BE THIS BEAUTIFUL??

    You know how when you watch good coming-of-age films and they make you wish they came out when you were in highschool, well this didn't do that for me. It was kinda able to work its magic retroactively. Like message received... 6 years later.

    Alsooo 14/10 soundtrack
    Also also strong Carrie Fischer vibes from Billie Lourd, I smiled ear to ear everytime I saw her.

Popular reviews

More
  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw

    ★½

    One thing I DON'T feel after this 'experience' : Ensorcelled.

  • A Simple Favor

    A Simple Favor

    ★★★

    An hour and 52 minutes of "oh hell nahs"
    That's it. That's the review.

    Also I hope this encourages the general public that women should wear nothing but suits every minute of every day. Maybe throw in a cane with a metallic skull on top too if you can help it.