yav

every film would be improved by adding a rodian

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • The Shape of Water

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  • tick, tick...BOOM!

    ★★★★

  • My Octopus Teacher

    ★★★

  • Twenty Something

  • V for Vendetta

    ★★★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★

    ruh-roh shaggy

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★½

    i think the most i can say about this right now is that every so often a Thing would happen on screen that activated my inner lumiere bros audience member because i felt myself press back into my seat and/or shrink before the spectacle

    also: arrakis bull worm + space bagpipes. yes.

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  • Papillon

    Papillon

    ★★★★

    look i am well aware that this is “”based on a true story”” and what have you but this was romantic as hell so where’s the alternate ending where they kiss 

    rami malek my dms are open and so it my hand. please hold it

  • Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

    Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

    ★★★★

    7 y/o me: wow what a fun adventure 
    26 y/o me: [heavy sobbing the entire last scene]