Favorite films

  • There Will Be Blood
  • Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
  • Annihilation
  • Carol

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  • Asteroid City

  • The Boogeyman

Recent reviews

  • Liar Liar

    Liar Liar

    I’m so used to Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine Jim Carrey that I forgot about Every Line Is A New Character Jim Carrey. How did he get away with this for so long!!

  • Barbie


    I had fun! I could have done with less of the very heavy handed feminism by the end. Because I hate women!

    Just kidding women rock and I care a lot about messages in media about women and this one’s morals get a bit muddy by the end. So much of the long feminist speeches in the back quarter felt like a very serious solution to a very silly problem, and a solution that doesn’t actually apply to the real…

Popular reviews

  • Weird: The Al Yankovic Story

    Weird: The Al Yankovic Story


    One of the dumbest movies I’ve seen in a long time and I mean that as the highest complement.

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion


    From the acting to the writing to the endless cameos, it all was just a little too cutsie and self-aware for my tastes. All of the random celebrity bits and references just felt like a wink to the audience rather than something to serve the story. And like Nicole Kidman, I’m at the movies for the stories!

    Also this really leaned into “we’re all in COVID lockdown” but it was clearly the lockdown of a year and a half ago…