omg magnus just go to therapy
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Parallel Mothers 2021
Hmm. The shift in focus in the conclusion makes me think the whole baby thing was a metaphor. But unfortunately, I am absolutely dumb dumb so I did not get it.
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Tony Hawk: Until the Wheels Fall Off 2022
I am stoned and already a little anxious thinking about other things but this was not the chill out to cool skateboarding footage that I hoped it would be! A lotta concussions!
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
I’ve only seen a handful of movies where you could hear the whole theater crying and this was one of them. And the fact that AMC turned the lights completely up the moment the credits rolled should be a warcrime.
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The Lost City 2022
Sandra Bullock and Channing Tatum are the only people who are allowed to be both hot and funny.
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The Worst Person in the World 2021
I was very worried that this was gonna be a movie about someone making bad decisions over and over again, but it was a movie about someone making human decisions over and over again. Excellent!
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The Batman 2022
I liked that it was more of a crime thriller than a traditional superhero movie. I liked that The Batman seemed human. I was surprised how much I liked the action and chase sequences. I hated how they wrote all of the women. Too many kisses and I never say that! I love kisses! We should kiss our friends! But my The Batman is an incel and that’s just the way it goes.
Also the only movie that should be…
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