Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa 2002

  ½ Watched 09 Dec 2017

  I blacked out from the fumes coming off this thing

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  A Gnome Named Gnorm 1990

  Watched 12 Jan 2018 6

  GNO THANKS!!!

Recent reviews

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  Blades 1989

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 30 Mar 2023

  what I would give to see BLADES II: HEDGES

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  I'll Take You There 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Mar 2023

  hasn't quite shaken the thing that Sudden Manhattan also did, which is having all the characters meet up at the end for one of those scenes where everyone yells and freaks out comedically. the rest of the movie is so strong - in a way that both bucks clichés while somehow still adhering to the expectations of the rom com genre - that it can't help but be a pinch underwhelming. it does make room for Sheedy's character to get a some good final moments in though so it ultimately works.

Popular reviews

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  Mannequin 1987

  ★★ Watched 07 Aug 2017 2

  Mannequin Pixie Dream Girl

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  Better Watch Out 2016

  ★ Watched 18 Dec 2017 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Garbage that ultimately has nothing to say about the gross male entitlement and misogyny that it is using as window-dressing and an excuse for its lol so dark horror-comedy

  Also somehow finds a way to become even more offensive when it pulls out the 'I'm a monster because mommy stopped hugging me' bullshit

  Fuck off.