Oh John Wick "reloads" because it's more "realistic"? Tequila doesn't do that stupid shit. Tequila is unbound by the laws of nature and lesser men. He's God's chosen soldier. He's so good at being the police. When you're that good at police God gives you the infinite ammo perk and i-frames on dives and rolls. And he's using it to save babies. Like 100 babies. And he's gay for Tony Leung. And so am I. How could you not be?…
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Cure 1997
Makes you feel like everything you know about humans and brains and behavior might be wrong. Makes you feel insane. Makes staring at something for too long in your room feel scary. Makes you feel like maybe you don't know yourself at all, because you won't be honest with yourself. Makes you feel like movies are dangerous. Makes you feel like you should be careful what you watch, read, listen to, think about, because it might change you, permanently, imperceptibly.…
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The Thomas Crown Affair 1999
So 90s. Era defined by hilariously bad half-deathly-serious half-silly dance/sex scenes
Movies love having a sardonic cop who can't stop talking about how little money he makes
When you look like Pierce Brosnan they let you do it (crime)
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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One 2023
Ignoring the cliff jump, Tom Cruise sprinting at full speed in his 60s and looking strong and fast while he does it is genuinely one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Much weaker than Fallout, on par with Rogue Nation, maybe a hair weaker than Ghost Protocol? Definitely suffers from Part 1 Syndrome. Like every two part movie they went extremely heavy on exposition and probably plan to backload the action. It was always going to be tough…
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023
Another fine addition to the currently exploding genre "75 year old who can beat up any man and fuck any woman
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
Yes! Yes!! More!!!
I can forgive the marvel-level dialogue and the leaning on humor over sincerity to a detrimental end because this shit rocks! Poor character development for almost everyone, especially Doric, who spoke so little and had so little personality I kept forgetting she was in the movie, and certainly much of the dialogue in general was a little hammy for me, but all that aside this knocked it out of the park as a super fun and fairly…
