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  • The Bridge on the River Kwai

    The Bridge on the River Kwai


    hey look it’s another movie masquerading as good because it’s LONG and ABOUT WAR. gosh what a waste of time

  • This Is England '88

    This Is England '88


    it’s just... exquisite writing man. these mini series are destroying me. i absolutely adore This is England

Popular reviews

  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date


    Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. The absolute epitome of cinematic genius. The Perfect Date has mastered every visual medium beyond the limits of its capacity. Spielberg, Paul Thomas Anderson, Scorsese, Tarantino, Nolan, Fincher... they’re all fucking shaking. 
    Noah Centineo didn’t have to go that hard OUFFFF ACADEMY AWARD

  • All Together Now

    All Together Now

    this got really dark ... but this netflix movie was actually .... good? auli’i cravalho might have the warmest smile in film