christie πŸ₯Έ

life is just one long, miserable, continuous tracking shot

Favorite films

  • Boogie Nights
  • The Shining
  • Clue
  • The King of Comedy

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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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  • This Place Rules

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  • 2001: A Space Odyssey

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  • Jasper Mall

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  • Blow Out

    Blow Out

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    After watching this I would like to invite Brian De Palma to Blow Out my back

  • Inglourious Basterds

    Inglourious Basterds

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    Quentin Tarantino: The first thing I’d do if I had a time machine? Well, funny you should ask

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  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

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    The first time Jack Black took his hat I actually gasped about how sexy his hair looked

  • This Place Rules

    This Place Rules

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    Insane how much of the American political machine revolves around t-shirt salesmen

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  • The Speed Cubers

    The Speed Cubers

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    Maybe the real 3x3 world record was the friends we made along the way

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

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    β€œI wish the hell I was your dad” is maybe my favorite expression of love or friendship in any movie