YI JIAN

26 // all of my posts are awful. please leave me alone

Favorite films

  • Electric Dragon 80.000 V
  • Gozu
  • Cure
  • Long Day's Journey Into Night

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  • Bullet Train

    ★★★

  • Broker

    ★★★★★

  • Split

    ★★★★★

  • Cure

    ★★★★★

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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    In America they catch criminals by using their brains, here we rely on our feet, except we're always drop kicking the wrong suspects. In America they search for evidence, we have no need for that here, I can know who's guilty by simply staring into their eyes, except my own eyes had betrayed me time and time again, especially at the most crucial moment. Shit, shit, shit, it's so hard to tell. Documents do not lie, except when the information…

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★★★

    There has been a glitch, signals lost in noise, the faces we see become blurrier until only a dark spot remains, the screams of help we hear become more and more distant until they are completely drowned out by static, now it is too quiet, like a tv switched off in the dead of night, something is very wrong, and we are so lonely.

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  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train

    ★★★

    David Leitch has been given too much power in hollywood imo and he chose to exercise it by putting as many hot people as he can find into this whole nothing of a movie but karen fukuhara showed up for like a full minute so at least there's something to be grateful for...? It was tolerable, showed that Leitch can be somewhat funny if he tried.

  • Broker

    Broker

    ★★★★★

    Koreeda made forming deep connections with strangers look so easy and natural here it kind of forces us to reflect on how far we have strayed off course as fellow human beings (I mean sure they were trying to sell a baby but that is beside the point). There is an attempt here to gently pry open our hearts which have been shrinking and tightening and clogging up day after day and then fill it with this warm, cozy, nostalgic…

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

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  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    ★★★★★

    It's the feeling of never wanting a dream to end, desperately trying to go back to sleep hoping that your dream would somehow pick up where it had left off.

    But you know very well that it won't. First you'll forget the details. What shirt you were wearing, the exact words you said or wanted to say. Her hand on your palm that felt so tangible just a few seconds ago, reduced to a cold sensation that served as nothing…