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  • Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

  • The Batwoman

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★

  • The King of Comedy

    ★★★★½

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  • Memories of Murder

    Memories of Murder

    ★★★★★

    In America they catch criminals by using their brains, here we rely on our feet, except we're always drop kicking the wrong suspects. In America they search for evidence, we have no need for that here, I can know who's guilty by simply staring into their eyes, except my own eyes had betrayed me time and time again, especially at the most crucial moment. Shit, shit, shit, it's so hard to tell. Documents do not lie, except when the information…

  • Pulse

    Pulse

    ★★★★★

    There has been a glitch, signals lost in noise, the faces we see become blurrier until only a dark spot remains, the screams of help we hear become more and more distant until they are completely drowned out by static, now it is too quiet, like a tv switched off in the dead of night, something is very wrong, and we are so lonely.

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  • Citizen Kane

    Citizen Kane

    ★★★★★

    Man who was centuries ahead of his time used screeching cockatoo transition as a jump scare to wake his audience up, applied black magic to grant his camera the ability to focus on both the background and the foreground at once, had his film bombed and got labeled as a communist in the process.

  • The Batwoman

    The Batwoman

    Put on some clothes!! Damn!!!

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

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  • Your Name.

    Your Name.

    ★★★★★

    It's the feeling of never wanting a dream to end, desperately trying to go back to sleep hoping that your dream would somehow pick up where it had left off.

    But you know very well that it won't. First you'll forget the details. What shirt you were wearing, the exact words you said or wanted to say. Her hand on your palm that felt so tangible just a few seconds ago, reduced to a cold sensation that served as nothing…