First time watching this sober. Neat and compact fight choreography, the impeccable rhythm of every movement, both bodies and camera, seamlessly carried each scene to new heights. King shit, I could go for some lamb noodles right now.
You like being choked for two hours? You like it when you can't breathe, and your heart's banging at your chest begging to be let out? You enjoy a bad trip, huh? Like one of those times when you end up being suicidal because you are convinced everyone is against you and every single decision in life you made thus far was a mistake? If your answer to all the questions above is yes, then go seek help the fuck.
It's the feeling of never wanting a dream to end, desperately trying to go back to sleep hoping that your dream would somehow pick up where it had left off.
But you know very well that it won't. First you'll forget the details. What shirt you were wearing, the exact words you said or wanted to say. Her hand on your palm that felt so tangible just a few seconds ago, reduced to a cold sensation that served as nothing…
The man who plays Stu is not an actor but actually Stu Rutherford, a part-time business analyst for a Wellington company, LanWorx. He was hired for the film under the impression that he would be working on computers, and that he would play a small part in the film.
Stu is the purest human being alive, perhaps even of all time. This is a movie about Stu, made for Stu. I'm so glad the vampires realize this, protect…