YI JIAN’s review published on Letterboxd:
The man who plays Stu is not an actor but actually Stu Rutherford, a part-time business analyst for a Wellington company, LanWorx. He was hired for the film under the impression that he would be working on computers, and that he would play a small part in the film.
Stu is the purest human being alive, perhaps even of all time. This is a movie about Stu, made for Stu. I'm so glad the vampires realize this, protect Stu from all harm, at all cost.
Also the werewolves scene fucking killed me.
We don't smell our own crotches we smell each other's crotches.
Chase this bundle of sticks