• The General

    The General

    ★★★½

    Buster Keaton did not climb into a cannon and fire himself from one moving train to another but at least there's no politics in this not like those woke movies nowadays

  • Shin Kamen Rider

    Shin Kamen Rider

    ★★★½

    MEET ME AT THE EMPTY DAM OUTSIDE OF TOWN SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS. SO LOUD AND SO COOL. SECOND MOVIE TO EVER GIVE ME MOTION SICKNESS RIGHT AFTER HARDCORE HENRY. ANNO YOU NEED TO HOLD BACK A LITTLE, YOU'LL KILL ME, DO YOU WANT TO KILL ME?

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    Please please please more giants that inexplicably show up in the background of movies please just have them stomp past the mountain range in the background while our main character is doing their own thing have their shadows sweep past towns and villages and castles and kingdoms slowly turning day into night then back to day within minutes, my god bonus points too if you can make them hum and have the ambient sound of your film shaped and defined by their hums, this is such a cool thing to do please, it's so easy and it's an instant five stars, come on

  • Come Drink with Me

    Come Drink with Me

    ★★★★

    The only difference between sergio leone and king hu is that hu was blessed with the opportunity to work with the prettiest woman of all time and leone was just not as lucky.

  • Galaxy Quest

    Galaxy Quest

    ★★★½

    1. Got tony shalhoub's "besides, hahahuhuehueheheh I just had this really interesting idea" stuck in my head all day he's so funny in this 

    2. Holy shit is that justin long

  • As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    Life is only ever lived through moments where one feels god's presence and god's presence can always be felt when there is wind through the streets or when there is sharp rays of golden light through the window or when the ripples across the lake are slow and sure, god put a little piece of himself in each ruffling of hair and each swirling of skirt, in the multitude of shapes and colors in the sky. God is in the water…

  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★★

    LISTEN TO ME. NO ONE NEEDS TO DIE, AND NO BLOODSHED IS NECESSARY. HATRED IS CORROSIVE, EVIL BEGETS EVIL, IT IS THE MIND KILLER. THE WORLD IS CRUEL, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE. LISTEN TO ME. BE IT THE MAN THAT KILLED YOUR KIN OR THE MAN THAT WONT LET YOU MERGE INTO THE HIGHWAY.  THEY ARE WEAK AND IT IS YOUR DUTY TO FORGIVE THEIR WEAKNESS. FORGIVENESS TAKES STRENGTH. MERCY IS STRENGTH. LOVE IS STRENGTH. YOU CAN LOVE,…

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★

    Let's talk about the artist's intent here: did lydia tar go to the philippines or thailand as her punishment for being "cancelled" or did todd field just not care because it's all part of the same slum that is southeast asia anyway where everyone's either a prostitute or a robot?

  • 12 Angry Men

    12 Angry Men

    ★★★★★

    Simply not true, all of my death threats are serious and I 100% mean it when I tell someone to kill themselves and you have my consent to bring this up as evidence against me in a court of law

  • bodybag

    bodybag

    Cool concept, gnarly stuff, so much love for the gore, birds eye view of the car swallowed by darkness on the highway to hell, reminds me of in the mouth of madness. Throw some tentacles in there next time! Made by fellow LB moot anthony leroy, you can watch it here

  • Suzume

    Suzume

    ★★★

    There you go you have your corny trilogy now make something different next time makoto shinkai, fucking coward, Miyazaki would never put such an obvious, massive phallus above modern tokyo by the way, also what do you mean she sat on his face. (still cried tho)

  • Bullet Ballet

    Bullet Ballet

    ★★★★★

    In a way isn't this like tsukamoto's taxi driver? But takes place in a country where firearms are near impossible to procure so a single gun can take centre stage as the symbol of ultimate power (so this is what masaharu take was trying to mimic when making the gun (2018)), where the streets are so clean you couldn't help but want to smear it with your own blood, balding businessmen fighting the urge every day to descend into somewhere…