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  • Big

    Big 1988

    Rewatched 20 Mar 2023

    Just a horrifying experience for everyone involved, especially the mother!

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock 2003

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2023

    “I’ve just been informed that all of your children are missing” is an all time line delivery

  • The Witch

    The Witch 2015

    ★★★★ Rewatched 28 Feb 2023

    Hoes in this house

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre 1974

    ★★★★ Watched 27 Feb 2023

    Meat sweats

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow 2014

    ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2023

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *Invincible aliens arrive on earth and wage war against humanity*

    Everyone: oh no

    *Top scientist theorizes that maybe the aliens can control time*

    Everyone: put his ass in the psych ward

  • Prometheus

    Prometheus 2012

    ★★★ Rewatched 09 Feb 2023

    The girls in Spring Breakers were wearing more gear than these scientists

  • Superbad

    Superbad 2007

    ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Feb 2023

    People don’t talk about how stressful this movie is

  • Minority Report

    Minority Report 2002

    ★★★★½ Rewatched 06 Feb 2023

    Scenes that are burned into my brain but I didn’t realize until now are from this movie:

    1. The rotten sandwich
    2. The pool abduction
    3. “RUUUNNNN”

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin 2023

    ★★★½ Watched 03 Feb 2023

    Shyamalan is the best to ever ask: is it possible that there are no coincidences?

  • Split

    Split 2016

    ★★★½ Rewatched 02 Feb 2023

    Rewatching this on a Thursday afternoon? That wasn’t me that was Patricia.

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac 2007

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jan 2023

    This is a Christmass movie

  • Inception

    Inception 2010

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2023

    When the city folds in half that's how I feel walking around FiDi