• Big


    Just a horrifying experience for everyone involved, especially the mother!

  • School of Rock

    School of Rock


    “I’ve just been informed that all of your children are missing” is an all time line delivery

  • The Witch

    The Witch


    Hoes in this house

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    Meat sweats

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    *Invincible aliens arrive on earth and wage war against humanity*

    Everyone: oh no

    *Top scientist theorizes that maybe the aliens can control time*

    Everyone: put his ass in the psych ward

  • Prometheus



    The girls in Spring Breakers were wearing more gear than these scientists

  • Superbad



    People don’t talk about how stressful this movie is

  • Minority Report

    Minority Report


    Scenes that are burned into my brain but I didn’t realize until now are from this movie:

    1. The rotten sandwich
    2. The pool abduction
    3. “RUUUNNNN”

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin


    Shyamalan is the best to ever ask: is it possible that there are no coincidences?

  • Split



    Rewatching this on a Thursday afternoon? That wasn’t me that was Patricia.

  • Zodiac



    This is a Christmass movie

  • Inception



    When the city folds in half that's how I feel walking around FiDi