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I enjoyed it. I thought it was worth my money. Co-writer Joss Whedon is, I believe, responsible for the movie being so awesome. It's like playing on that horror cliche of, ya know, the cabin in the woods, hence the title. Except it's clearly self aware. The characters are still making stupid decisions but they pretend as if there's reasons why those stupid decisions are happening. And the end is a clusterfuck of awesome. Most satisfying ending and definitely one of the more original movies I've seen in quite some time.
It was awesome.
Julianne Moore did a great job of playing Sarah Palin. Ed Harris, really good casting as John McCain. From the right angle, he looked exactly like him, and I have no complaint about Julianne Moore's transformation into Sarah Palin.
The only comment I could make about John McCain was that his voice was kinda off for Ed Harris.
But it was fucking great.
If you think that American politics is as hilariously entertaining as I think it is, because I think it's a fucking joke, then go watch it, and it's pretty awesome
The movie was good, but there was one fucking bitch who not only brought her kid into a rated R movie, a baby in a stroller. The kid wouldn't shut up, and then, the kid like shat him or herself. Itself. And I could smell it. So it smelled like shit. And then she was texting. This is all being the same person. And then her phone rang, and she was blocking all of my senses. I could see her texting. I could hear the phone ringing, and the fucking baby, and it could smell that shit, and it was fucking annoying. Eight out of ten.
It is awesome.
I Liked for reasons that not many people would like a movie for. Particularly hilarious Nicolas Cage screaming and taking drugs. It was a lot like "Crank", particularly because it's made by the same directors of "Crank" and like "Crank" it is self-aware. If you walk into this movie taking it way too seriously, you're probably not gonna enjoy it. All of the animation in it was a lot better than the first movie. In the first…