• The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★★★

    The Lion King in 3D:
    It was fucking fantastic. It doesn't even matter if you like this 3D part or not, just watch it in 3D, because they deserve your money for this movie. It's great. It's the best scored movie of all time, the best casted animated movie for sure.

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    The movie was good, but there was one fucking bitch who not only brought her kid into a rated R movie, a baby in a stroller. The kid wouldn't shut up, and then, the kid like shat him or herself. Itself. And I could smell it. So it smelled like shit. And then she was texting. This is all being the same person. And then her phone rang, and she was blocking all of my senses. I could see her texting. I could hear the phone ringing, and the fucking baby, and it could smell that shit, and it was fucking annoying. Eight out of ten.