yoloswegmaster

yoloswegmaster

★★★★★: Masterpiece
★★★★½: Great
★★★★: Very Good
★★★½: Good
★★★: Average
★★½: Mediocre
★★: Poor
★½: Bad
★: Terrible
½: Cancer

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  • #Alive

    #Alive

    ½

    This movie made me wish I was #Dead. Can't wait for r/movies to call this an "underrated gem".

  • Great Teacher Onizuka

    Great Teacher Onizuka

    ★★★★½

    While rewatching this, it occurred to me why this was one of my favorite shows; it's mainly because of how relatable the character of Onizuka is. I too am a 22 year old "bachelor" who is trying to overcome a troubled past, while simultaneously trying to hook-up with high school girls (of legal age of course) and teachers.

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  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★

    Dear followers,

    I wrote this review to explain something important to you because I value your support.

    The truth is, I'm a gamer.

    I hope you understand that this isn’t just a phase, and that it’s taken some time for me to discover and accept myself.

    I hope I can still rely on you for support and guidance.

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★½

    female director + female leads + story about oppressed lesbians = woke kids furiously jacking themselves off