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  • Annihilation

    Annihilation

    ★★★★★

    the director tried to use oscar isaac for some reason

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★½

    bite the pillow jack twist i'm going in dry

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  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale

    ★★★

    i'm convinced bad times at the el royale was just filmed to make dakota johnson un-gay me

  • Disobedience

    Disobedience

    ★★★½

    as golden globe® winner olivia colman would say

    nothing like a bit of girl on girl

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House

    ★★★★

    do you ever make an emotionally compelling, frightening and nuanced horror series just to flex on ryan murphy

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★½

    oscar isaac rawed me in a denny's parking lot and everyone clapped