Justin McFarland

A movie buff with the worst taste in films.

My reviews have typos.

Favorite films

  • Die Hard
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • The Harder They Fall
  • Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!

Recent activity

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth


  • Sharper


  • John Mulaney: Baby J


  • Reality


Recent reviews

  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    Cha Cha Real Smooth


    Now I want a bar mitzvah.

  • Sharper



    This was broken up into four parts. The first three parts were exactly the same just with different colors and sounds and people. Same story. Same beginning and end. Then the fourth part was the first three parts combined into the exact same thing as the first three. Same story. Same beginning and end. 

    Great cast and the first fourth was super engaging. It just became repetitive.

Popular reviews

  • Moonwalkers



    The plot of this is so smart and so wacky I just wish the writing was better. It had potential to be really good.

    I am the 666th review of this movie.

  • Rush Hour 2

    Rush Hour 2


    I didn’t realize how often I quote these credits bloopers. “You waste all our film” has become my way of saying hurry up. If I get hurt in any fashion it’s “Jackie always ok.” Don’t even get me started on “He’s not gonna be in the sequel,” which I now realize I’ve always been misquoting.