Letterboxd — Your life in film

Now I want a bar mitzvah.

This was broken up into four parts. The first three parts were exactly the same just with different colors and sounds and people. Same story. Same beginning and end. Then the fourth part was the first three parts combined into the exact same thing as the first three. Same story. Same beginning and end. 

Great cast and the first fourth was super engaging. It just became repetitive.

The funniest press release I’ve ever seen.

A unique idea of shooting the whole thing in near real time using the recorder transcripts of the event fully as the script. Low budget, taking place fully in her home, made it really rely on some good acting. 

If this movie was a minute longer it would have been too long. But it wasn’t. So I liked it.

Directors would rather make a documentary than go to therapy. 

There must be zero hair bleach left in Alabama during rush week. Totally sold out of popped collar polo shirts too. 

My freshmen year of college there was a major sting operation on the Greek system. Turned out the frats were all acting as drug mules for Mexican cartels. Two months into school I got to watch probably a hundred frat kids with their jackets pulled up over their heads as they were being ushered into police buses. I want that documentary.

DC presents Marvel Entertainment’s The Eternals. 

Zach Levy spoke so passionately about this movie and how truly good it is and how disappointed he was by how it performed. So I believed him and watched it. He might have been too close to the project. Sorry. I was rooting for you, guy. 

The extras out-acted every single star actor.

The plot of this is so smart and so wacky I just wish the writing was better. It had potential to be really good.

I am the 666th review of this movie.

Jackie Chan has been weaponizing chairs since 1954.

I refuse to change my HBO Max tab to just Max.

I didn’t realize how often I quote these credits bloopers. “You waste all our film” has become my way of saying hurry up. If I get hurt in any fashion it’s “Jackie always ok.” Don’t even get me started on “He’s not gonna be in the sequel,” which I now realize I’ve always been misquoting.

Those two tourists asked Jackie for directions to Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffle FROM CHINATOWN?? They’re on foot! That’s over a two hour walk from there. They’re really lost. 

I’m mostly here for the bloopers. Per usual.

As it turns out, when your whole life is public, a documentary can't tell you anything new about a person. Especially if that person isn't around to tell you anything new. So... here's this.

The trailer made this movie look much more psychological twisted than it actually was. It ended up being a movie about two people who look 11 addicted to heroine. Great acting, but not very entertaining.