The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

"Give me my son's heart, make it real, or else forget about it." "Smööth by Säntänä (some obscure band from Iceland).

I am really glad no one got raped on screen. THANK YOU Robert.

Hmm...I think I liked this better Than The Lighthouse (very weird), but not as much as The VVitch (that one is just so damn spooky!).

The casting is bananas (I am a dumbass and forgot Ethan Hawke and Björk were in this! What a surprise) and so many men and beasts get their heads chopped off.

This movie is gorgeous, and all the vivid landscape scenery is best viewed in the theatre.

Also right when I was thinking "this could be more gorey" something really gorey happened! Nice.

I would give this 5 stars if it was more spooky/weird. The sword fight with the ghoul was amazing though. More of that!

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