tenderscientist Patron

favourite films are not necessarily all-time favourites but my last two 5* and 4.5* ratings respectively (rewatches not included)

Favorite films

  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • The Fabelmans
  • Beyond Utopia
  • Anatomy of a Fall

Recent activity

  • Dream Scenario


  • Argo


  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie


  • Green Book


Pinned reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    only in Ohio

  • The Science of Sleep

    The Science of Sleep


    Equally stunning, intoxicating, bizarre and inventive.

    It's a rare experience for me to fall so deeply in love with a world so quickly but I felt immediately drawn to these characters and this story. I can understand and appreciate some of the criticisms of this film but I personally didn't ever feel like Gondry was trying to normalize or rationalize the deluded and often misogynist fantasies of Stéphane. For me, this film was just about expressing the different ways in…

Recent reviews

  • Argo



    The first 45 minutes of this was phenomenal.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie


    Jack Black was kinda funny in this, shame he's a Zionist sympathiser 💔

Popular reviews

  • Saw



    two bros chilling in a rancid bathroom five feet apart cos they're not gay

  • Saw II

    Saw II


    one thing about the saw movies is they LOVE a flashback