• Another Round

    Another Round

    ★★★★½

    Me and Tara were drinking in the cinema (🤪🤪🤪) whilst watching this film and I’m not sure how to feel about that. 

    Soundtrack slapped. 


    I’m gonna move to Denmark.

  • Heathers

    Heathers

    ★★★★

    The bitches in the coffins had such fucking good drip I was obsessed

    Knew absolutely nothing about this before watching like I thought this was a musical with beeeennnddd and snap in it??? Apparently not. 

    Winona Ryder is a sex god

  • The Prestige

    The Prestige

    ★★★★

    Twists were vv fun and sexy I just wish the super duper natural wasn’t involved, want it all to be real sexy science. 


    Was so so gassed when I saw Bowie and did really like this film. Fast n furious pace and v happy bean

  • The Handmaiden

    The Handmaiden

    ★★★★★

    FINALLY got around to watching this girl boss masterpiece 

    Nearly knocked it down a star tho as I had to watch all the sex scenes with Rahul and Elliot

  • Death Becomes Her

    Death Becomes Her

    ★★★★★

    Girl boss flawless

  • Se7en

    Se7en

    ★★★★

    SPOILERS 
    SPOILERS


    Suspense was banging

    But crikey like gwen death was the most bait thing from the literal get go so I fail to be surprised at what’s in the box. 

    and mama loves being surprised, love me a good twisty. It was so well done and so fucked up but it was as on the nose as the death of one of the main cast in final season of desperate housewives (only real boys know) 

    Idk man just fucking…

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★★

    I mean fiiinnneee as a horror film, but Christ I just can’t stand a Disney everybody say love ending. Just so many other ways to resolve it at the end. Wish they also went darker into the religion / cult aspect, doing that always adds another layer of va va voom

  • The Full Monty

    The Full Monty

    ★★★★★

    Can only dream of this much banta with my pals

  • Music and Lyrics

    Music and Lyrics

    ★★★★

    Can’t tell if this is phenomenal or I’m just high off the placebo effect of rahul’s cbd tea. 

    Anyway indie boys listen up- mystery jets young love is a direct rip off of way back into love please listen and believe me it sounds exactly the same

  • Cats

    Cats

    If you ignore all the absolute foolery of editing and disparity of cat proportions, this film still gets a 1* review, 
    The one star is for skimbleshanks the railway cat and skimbleshanks the railway cat alone. 
    On another note I didn’t think it was possible to hate James cordon anymore but here we are

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★½

    May have just been because of the time in my silly little brain when I watched this but it literally gave me therapy. 
    I’ve always seen myself as a bit of a useless bag o bones and been like woah everyone else has their one thing they’re so good at, which has made me feel well shit- this feeling has been compounded even more being in third year about to go into the big world. 
    So the message in this film about purpose really tugged at my heart so had to rate this ridiculously high

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★★

    People that say mama Mia one is better are fucking delusional