Me and Tara were drinking in the cinema (🤪🤪🤪) whilst watching this film and I’m not sure how to feel about that.
I’m gonna move to Denmark.
Suspense was banging
But crikey like gwen death was the most bait thing from the literal get go so I fail to be surprised at what’s in the box.
and mama loves being surprised, love me a good twisty. It was so well done and so fucked up but it was as on the nose as the death of one of the main cast in final season of desperate housewives (only real boys know)
Idk man just fucking…
I mean fiiinnneee as a horror film, but Christ I just can’t stand a Disney everybody say love ending. Just so many other ways to resolve it at the end. Wish they also went darker into the religion / cult aspect, doing that always adds another layer of va va voom
If you ignore all the absolute foolery of editing and disparity of cat proportions, this film still gets a 1* review,
The one star is for skimbleshanks the railway cat and skimbleshanks the railway cat alone.
On another note I didn’t think it was possible to hate James cordon anymore but here we are
May have just been because of the time in my silly little brain when I watched this but it literally gave me therapy.
I’ve always seen myself as a bit of a useless bag o bones and been like woah everyone else has their one thing they’re so good at, which has made me feel well shit- this feeling has been compounded even more being in third year about to go into the big world.
So the message in this film about purpose really tugged at my heart so had to rate this ridiculously high