• Ford v Ferrari

    Ford v Ferrari

    ★★★★

    am i crazy or does christian bale’s british accent not sound very believable

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    this is truly the worst movie i have ever seen. it is exceptional in that it is completely lacking anything approaching a redeeming characteristic

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★½

    surprisingly enjoyable for a star wars/mcu crossover 😜

  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!

    ★★★

    i really like cobros (who doesn’t) but sometimes their movies can feel a little all over the place and this...was definitely that.
    but still good!

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    ★★★★½

    it only took me 3 movies but i finally kind of get yorgos, but god damn this one clicked. life is so sad, and we never truly know each other, but it’s also really funny and our lives are deeply interconnected

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    second watch was amazing. the momentum of this film is just crazy, being able to step away from the plot really helped me see all the thematic and metaphorical bits much more clearly from the beginning, and also catch little recurring details and dialogue. hands down one of the best movies i’ve ever seen

  • Big Time Adolescence

    Big Time Adolescence

    ★★★½

    fuck this movie it told me to do something with my life

  • The Avengers

    The Avengers

    ★★

    i guess 6 flat characters is better than one. much like the previous 4 mcu movies i watched, the plot made basically no sense, and they once again defy genre by offering literally nothing: comedic moments were confusing and telegraphed ahead of time, the drama was off because none of the characters had anything interesting going on, even the action sequences lacked both emotional and aesthetic appeal. the good news is, i kinda liked ruffalulk (ruffalo hulk)

  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger

    ham levels are reaching critical mass but at least i don’t have to look at RDJ’s smug face

  • Thor

    Thor

    ★½

    thor is a slightly more enjoyable character than iron man and i liked the blend of sci fi and fantasy, so even though this movie was really bad it was still not as bad as the first 2 iron men

  • Iron Man 2

    Iron Man 2

    i was trying to think of literally one thing to say about this movie and yeah uhhh i’m stumped. that’s ridiculous, i’ve never before seen a movie so bad that my brain just refused to record any of what it was seeing. oh right, i remember one thing, the cgi was p atrocious

  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★½

    yeah snowpiercer was cool but this is like a whole different level i gotta check out more of bong’s korean films... also not gonna feel equipped to comment on this without like 3 more watches