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  • Reservoir Dogs
  • It Follows
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  • The Pope's Exorcist

    ★½

  • Champions

    ★★½

  • Plane

    ★★½

  • STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie

    ★★★★

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★★

    The Dog Days are Over

    Indeed they are. It boggles me that both my least favorite MCU movie and my favorite MCU movie came out only a few months from one another. James Gunn brings his all in this emotional farewell (maybe?) to our favorite band of misfits. Just the fact that a Marvel movie can make me feel this way again makes my heart smile. I am not fatigued of comic book movies, I am fatigued of bad comic…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Beau is Afraid is nearly perfect for the first half of its week-long runtime. This may be the film that felt the longest I've ever seen in a theater. This may be due to the fact that you could divide this film into as many as 5-6 different acts. While the events of the film probably span just a few days, it feels as though we are really watching a whole lifetime of this character Beau.

    There is so much…

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  • The Pope's Exorcist

    The Pope's Exorcist

    ★½

    The Pope's Exorcist is a stark reminder of why exorcism films are my least favorite subgenre of horror. A majority are nothing but a play-by-play copy of The Exorcist, and when they do try and do something new, it is usually the most ridiculous crap you have ever seen. There is a complete lack of scares or originality here, with the only saving grace being Russell Crowe riding around on his silly little Vespa. It is hard to imagine I…

  • Champions

    Champions

    ★★½

    Where was Showtime when the Lakers needed a point guard? Surely he would have played better than D'Angelo Russell

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It’s puzzling how Kang is supposed to be the next Thanos but all he does is lose. Like to ants? Seriously?

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  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★★

    So you’re telling me those dragons were acting? 

    In all seriousness, Shang-chi is one of the best films to come out of the MCU and certainly the best origin story to date. Shang-chi doesn’t feel like a film that follows the same cookie-cutter origin formula most Marvel films follow. In fact, I almost forgot I was watching a Marvel film at all. Instead, Shang-chi is an excellent martial arts flick with rich Chinese culture and stunning visuals. 

    Simu Liu kills…