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Lisa Frankenstein 2024
-Kathryn Newton already is or very soon will be a movie star among the emerging generation of actors.
-Cole Sprouse is given surprisingly little to do here but some of his physical humor is very funny.
-Extremely uneven and often tonally confused script that decides what it wants the movie to be like from scene-to-scene.
-Genuinely fantastic movie poster.
-I could see my rating going up upon rewatch (I will likely rewatch Freaky multiple times before I ever get the urge to rewatch this though).
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Night of the Coconut 2022
Very late to the party on this one (though I’ve been a loyal Patrick Willems viewer for like five years), but this just proves that Patrick is in a league of his own compared to other movie YouTubers. I still can’t believe this insane little movie exists and that I actually got to watch it. Release a blu-ray already Patrick, it’s what the people want!
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Godzilla vs. Kong 2021
“And then the monkey and the lizard beat the shit out of each other, coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life.”
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Black Widow 2021
I’m teetering between 3 1/2 and 4 stars, but the dysfunctional family element of this movie was very well done and got me invested. Also Florence Pugh was unsurprisingly a standout, her character should totally take on the mantle of black widow in my opinion (to be fair I have no idea if she’s her own superhero in the comics or not). Also that Lorne Balfe score!! Anyways this was really fun, it would’ve been more suspenseful if I didn’t watch this mf Natasha hurl herself off a cliff a few years ago though.