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  • Crash
  • The Piano
  • Godzilla vs. Biollante
  • Constantine

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  • Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo

    ★★★

  • Hard Target

    ★★★★

  • The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

    ★★★★★

  • Shaolin Soccer

    ★★★★

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★★

    me, aggressively stomping through nearby lakes and rivers: “IM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND”

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  • Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo

    Zatoichi Meets Yojimbo

    ★★★

    truly only good for toshiro mifune

  • Hard Target

    Hard Target

    ★★★★

    he’s no arnold but by god!, the boy can kick! my first JCVD movie. loved it. john woo kinda directs the most beautiful action scenes. this is pretty much a western in my mind. glorious dudes movie

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  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★★

    Gael: *doing those push-ups*
    me: Poetic Cinema™

  • The Piano Teacher

    The Piano Teacher

    ★★★★½

    i can’t wait for isabelle huppert to look at me once, killing me instantly.