zachhayes

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The Shape of Water 2017

★★★★★ Watched by zachhayes 08 Jan 2018 3

me, aggressively stomping through nearby lakes and rivers: “IM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND”

Once Upon a Time in China V 1994

★★★½ Watched by zachhayes 23 Jan 2022

getting tsui hark back is the right move. really curious why jet li didnt come back for 4/5.
starts VERY strong and interesting and then drags and turns into straight comedy for 30 minutes and is very boring and unwatchable. so skip those if you ever watch it.
but once we get into the pirate cave it’s great. interesting fights/sets all the way to the end. adding in the guns and making it bullet ballet adds a lot even if it’s disingenuous to the first three movies lol.
The Borderlands 2013

★★★½ Watched by zachhayes 23 Jan 2022

ok hell yeah but also what the hell!?????

Bad Education 2004

★★★★★ Watched by zachhayes 18 Feb 2017

Gael: *doing those push-ups*
me: Poetic Cinema™
The Piano Teacher 2001

★★★★½ Watched by zachhayes 15 Oct 2017 1

i can’t wait for isabelle huppert to look at me once, killing me instantly.