zachhayes

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critically acclaimed bisexual. number 1 kaiju fan.

Favorite films

  • Crash
  • Godzilla vs. Biollante
  • Wild at Heart
  • Tommy

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  • The Wedding Banquet

    ★★★★½

  • Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

  • The Descendants

    ★★★½

  • Casino Royale

    ★★★★

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

    ★★★★★

    me, aggressively stomping through nearby lakes and rivers: “IM LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND”

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  • The Wedding Banquet

    The Wedding Banquet

    ★★★★½

    hiding the poison vhs tape i screamed. ang lee can say the f slur. 

    starts off screwball comedy and turns into a movie that absolutely fucking devastated me.

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    oh they’re gonna write books about this one. 

    a staggering masterpiece. every fiber of it feels like it infuses me with life and electricity. true pure movie magic babey.

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  • Bad Education

    Bad Education

    ★★★★★

    Gael: *doing those push-ups*
    me: Poetic Cinema™

  • Showgirls

    Showgirls

    ★★★★

    This all happened in one of the rooms of the black lodge.