Favorite films

  • Being John Malkovich
  • Arrival
  • Call Me by Your Name
  • Before Sunset

Recent activity

  • Minions


  • Three Thousand Years of Longing


  • Prey


  • Bullet Train


Recent reviews

  • Minions



    Something strange has happened in my brain the past few months and now I think Minions is a perfect movie. I love these guys. I’m over all da bullshit and it’s about damn time we as a society start being honest with ourselves about the minions

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing


    Beautiful and compelling and so easy to fall in love with. And I think Idris Elba is a damn beast at acting!

Popular reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    I’m sure it’s tough to make a good movie about the world ending while the world is ending but maybe 1,000 more quick cuts to stock footage of bugs would help

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    Lots of puddles and few attempts at avoiding them. It actually looked like they were stomping in the puddles on purpose most of the time. Absolutely no puddle etiquette on display here and it’s a shame but hey. Enjoy the soggy shoes brainiacs