Titanic ★★★★½

In the party scene below deck after the first class dinner, Jack dances with an 8-year-old girl named Cora until he leaves her to join Rose. “You’re still my best girl, Cora” he tells her. Jack seemed pretty interested in Rose at the time, but I thought maybe 25 years later Cora could still have a shot. After some quick math (I’m a software developer), I’m sad to report that she will never be Jack’s best girl. The actress that played Cora is now 34 years old, and Jack’s body sank to the bottom of the ocean. Also Leonardo DiCaprio has never dated anyone over the age of 25

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