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The Nun II 2023
Taissa Farmiga and her bob haircut.
Maybe too soon to call this one a throwback to a by gone era of Horror, but that’s what I’m going with in this entry. With modern Horror films adding more substance to their stories, or trying to elevate the genre into new lengths, it’s nice to see just a jump scary, chilling Horror flick that takes it back to this style of films from the mid 2000s to early 2010s. Slow burn with…
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Bottoms 2023
“Okay Hazel, let’s just do terrorism.”
Unhinged and obscured comedic tone that makes anyone who grew up in the 2000s feel nostalgic. Bonkers concept that plays on the tropes of past films that came before it, especially the ones lead by men. Rachel Sennott is an once in a lifetime talent. Ayo Edebiri dry and awkward humor is perfection. Avril Lavigne needledrop in 2023. Instant cult-classic!
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Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. 2023
Came to terms that I like actresses who play moms in the 70s.
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Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City 2021
Equivalent to watching a YouTube gameplay walkthrough… but it’s only the cutscenes.
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Lamb 2021
“What the fuck is this?”
“… happiness.”A film that wraps you into this isolated area, and makes you spend every minute with this couple, and to cherish their happiness they find with this child. Not so much a “Horror” film, but a beautiful directed Drama with suspenseful moments. That ends in with one of the most depressing last 15-minutes of the year. This film is not going to be for everyone, and especially for people who are expecting the…