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  • Fast & Furious

    Fast & Furious

    ★★½

    Found this one pretty forgettable, actually. Only thing I can say for SURE is “Letty” joins Tokyo Drift’s “Han” as characters who are absolutely, definitely dead.

  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

    ★★½

    The first time he’s onscreen, Bow Wow (whose character nickname is “Twink,”) says to Lucas Black: “don’t ask don’t tell.” I like to see the series staying true to itself. Also: Lucas Black unseats John Travolta in Grease as the oldest “teenager” I’ve ever seen.

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  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★½

    31 Days of Horror: Day 22

    What I Learned
    - Jamie Lee's still got it-- although technically I already knew this
    - don't make out with Tigra
    - never bring a knife to a gun fight, OR a knife fight
    - horror movie cops are effective and competent
    - no really, they are
    - kidding
    - revenge is a dish best served hot

    Notes:
    - Solidly entertaining. Had a great time.
    - Silver Shamrock masks on the trick-or-treaters, nice touch

  • Happy Birthday to Me

    Happy Birthday to Me

    ★★½

    What I Learned:
    - French people are pervs
    - salamanders and human brains function about the same way
    - weight lifting restricts your peripheral vision
    - 2 people college girls most want to spend their birthdays with: 1) their father  2) their former brain surgeon
    - never eat shish kebab off the skewer
    - if you flashback to a car accident enough times, eventually the circumstances will change so it becomes more survivable
    - doctor’s heads are gushing with fruit…