Favorite films

  • Over the Garden Wall
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Autumn Sonata
  • Halloween

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  • Doppelganger

    ★★

  • Insidious

    ★★½

  • Vampyr

    ★★★★

  • Sonatine

    ★★★½

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  • Insidious

    Insidious

    ★★½

    Just like Poltergeist but bad.

    I’ve seen better colour grading on Snapchat filters.

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★½

    Paul Dano was in his Elliott Smith era in this one.

    This one is weird because it works so well when it shouldn’t work at all. It’s so indie and quirky and the soundtrack has Chicago from Sufjan Stevens. It should be grating and self important, but it ends up being incredibly endearing and moving… like Chicago from Sufjan Stevens. I feel like the strong acting and equally strong dialogue help sell these otherwise corny moments. Despite being very funny,…

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  • Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom

    ★½

    Nothing makes a good double feature like Salo and hating yourself.

    This movie pisses me off, it has no point. If Salo is about fascism, then Shark Tale is about the 2008 financial crisis. I dug a little bit deeper after I finished to see if I missed the point, but no, I get it, and it still sucks.

    Salo’s entire theme is “Fascism is bad, but do you know what else is bad, torture.” That’s not a point. If you release…

  • The Pianist

    The Pianist

    ★★★★½

    3 Reasons why Roman Polanski needs a hearty kick in the balls.

    1. His globe trotting antics may protect him from US jurisdiction but no amount of border hopping will protect him from a hearty kick in the balls.

    2. He’s an absolute scumbag who has done some of the most horrible things anyone in the film industry has ever done, the only way he can learn is with a hearty kick in the balls.

    3. He made The Pianist, one…