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Favorite films

  • Swiss Army Man
  • La La Land
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Saw

Recent activity

  • True Story


  • The Baby


  • Helter Skelter


  • Persona


Pinned reviews

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas


    I chose to watch this in the middle of the night when I'm home alone because I'm an idiot

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre


    I love when Sally just throws herself through a glass window

Recent reviews

  • True Story

    True Story


    James Franco playing a psychopath seems about right

  • Halloween II

    Halloween II


    Donald Pleasence chewed that scenery like he hadn't eaten for a week

Popular reviews

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone


    I would have died so fast because I wouldn't've answered the phone

  • Uncharted



    Tom Holland was literally just playing Spider-Man without his powers