• Love, Simon

    Love, Simon

    ★★★★★

    Nice to know my weird crush on Logan Miller is still alive and well

  • American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

    American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile

    ★★

    I used to have this friend and everytime I went to his house he was either watching this or Mirrors 2

  • Donnie Darko

    Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

    Cellar Door

  • The Warriors

    The Warriors

    ★★★★★

    I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle

  • Follow

    Follow

    ★½

    Haley Lu I love you

  • The Invisible Woman

    The Invisible Woman

    ★★

    Tries way too hard to be funny and doesn't really achieve it

  • Red

    Red

    ★★★★

    Only just realised that this has Hannibal Lecter, Kirsty Cotton, and Freddy Krueger

  • She's Gotta Have It

    She's Gotta Have It

    ★★

    Maybe I'm imagining things, but this seemed really misogynistic and homophobic

  • The Black Cauldron

    The Black Cauldron

    ★★★★½

    According to my mum, I used to watch this obsessively when I was a kid, which probably says a lot about me as a person

  • Puss in Boots

    Puss in Boots

    ★★

    I thought Jack & Jill were supposed to be brother and sister, so why are they married in this; unless they're both which is gross

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

    That score just never gets old

  • Maniac

    Maniac

    ★★★½

    The spiritual sequel to Mannequin