Favorite films

  • Ichi the Killer
  • Surf's Up
  • TRON: Legacy
  • Bones and All

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  • The Menu

    ★★★★

  • Saw

    ★★★★★

  • A Haunting in Venice

    ★★★½

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★½

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  • The Nun II

    The Nun II

    ★★★★

    This was crazy bananas

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★½

    What’s the meaning of life

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    Me and the boys calling each other by our gamertags in real life

  • Antichrist

    Antichrist

    ★★½

    [sex]
    *argument*
    [sex²]
    *meaningless conversation*
    [epic sex fail]
    *sick atmospheric cinematogra-
    [haunted hut sex]
    *more meaningless conversa-
    [HUGE TREE sex]
    [MORE HAUNTED HU-
    😐
    oh
    😰
    OH NO
    😑