Eternals

Eternals ★★½

Is this a real janky busted up Nissan Versa from 2003, but like it’s so destroyed that you don’t really know if it’s from 2003 or not and you’re only buying it because it was listed for a dollar on eBay and the owner is really creepy and rapey and at this point the car isn’t your priority and you want to get out of the house as fast as you possibly can, because this thing drags

Kumail, Lauren, and Brian make me happy.