Spider-Man: Far From Home

Spider-Man: Far From Home ★★★½

Out of the spider-verse and into Europe (???)

Tom Holland and Zendaya have cute chemistry, they’re clumsy and awkward but have zero (0) horny. The pioneer of American Bachelors in Europe™️ and his new girlfriend were fucking adorable. The entire movie felt like a bottle episode of a high school sitcom. Loved the running gag of blaming the chaos on the witches. I wish the movie wasn’t resting so hard on the twist, because as a result we got the heaviest exposition dump of 2019 next to Us. We lost Michael Keaton’s Villain Of The Year but instead got astonishing action sequences that remind us why comic book movies are so fun to watch. Hoping Night Monkey gets a spin-off film 😂😂😂

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