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  • Paris, Texas
  • Tampopo
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • The Batman

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★½

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★½

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  • Godzilla

    Godzilla

    ★★★★★

    the message is clear. mankind's overreaching ambition will lead to our annihilation. an unstoppable force of nature awakened by our capacity for escalating violence. a symbol whose meaning has been reinterpreted time and again through showa, heisei, millennia and reiwa. a legend whose relevance towers over the saturated iconography of cinema— remaining timeless for as long as humankind continues down its path of negligence and rage, there will always be a siren for the king of the monsters.

  • Tampopo

    Tampopo

    ★★★★★

    this became my new favorite movie when they started treating every ramen bowl as if it were a souls like boss

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  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    all action movies should be led by just a really angry dude

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    very confident in saying this is one of the greatest action movies ever made. a lot of the emotional beats hinge on your attachment to those first three, and it makes every decision the characters commit to feel purposeful. nothing more earnest and sincere than just a really pissed off dude still paying for the consequences of dipping his pinky back into the pond all those years ago.

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    ★★½

    i have never seen an audience so emotionally invested in a movie until the whole crowd started jumping up and down their seats screaming and applauding when the minions successfully land a plane

  • Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    Euphoria: F*ck Anyone Who’s Not a Sea Blob

    ★★★★½

    the lorde needle drop triggered my fight or flight response