The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse ★★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

Robert Pattinson talking about how he's gonna fuck a steak is the single greatest scene in film, closely followed by Robert Pattinson talking about Willem Dafoe's curdled foreskin.

And above all else, whatever you do, don't neglect your duties and don't insult Willem Dafoe's cooking, or else you might just sit through the greatest monologue of 2019

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