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  • Fargo
  • Paddington 2
  • Jurassic Park
  • 10 Things I Hate About You

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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


  • The Fast and the Furious


  • Kiki's Delivery Service


  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


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  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3


    Absolutely shattered me. I haven’t had this profound an emotional experience in a movie theater in a long, long time. The Guardians movies have always been special to me because of how much they love these characters and Volume 3 sends these beautiful, lovable morons out on the highest of notes. There is so much I want to say, so many wonderful moments to call out and maybe some nitpicks, too. But I’m too emotionally exhausted to get into the…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    Overlong, repetitive, obtuse and juvenile. 

    I loved it. Can’t wait to watch it again.

Recent reviews

  • Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

    Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania


    Trying to think of a nicer word than "embarrassing." Horrendously ugly, narratively inept and just plain boring. I wanted to watch this because I heard it sucked and I wanted to make fun of it but it's not even fun in that way. I couldn't get through it and ended up finishing it on my phone at work because it was a slow, boring day.

    It's clear that they were influenced by the Star Wars prequels design-wise. I guess they…

  • The Birdcage

    The Birdcage


    A frequently sad yet consistently hilarious movie about the lengths you’ll go for your shithead kid.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    On paper, this movie should not work. There is just way too much shit going on. And yet, this is so emotionally satisfying in a way my little 2000s boy heart wasn’t expecting. 

    It has all the callbacks you could ask for (shoutout to the fine people subscribed to r/raimimemes), the action is a little more dynamic than Homecoming and Far From Home, and by the end Holland’s version is FINALLY a proper Spider-Man: broken, poor, etc.…

  • Dune



    I’m overwhelmed. As a fan of the book, I couldn’t ask for much more from an adaptation of the first half of Dune. It is a lot of table-setting, but it creates the world(s) of Dune in such an incredibly tangible way and establishes the pieces that will be at play in Part 2 (fingers crossed). It’s half a movie, yes, but it’s half of a damn good movie. This is all in addition to being a technical marvel in every way you can think of. My eyes, ears and brain all hurt and it feels good, man.