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  • X

    ★★★★★

  • Crank

    ★★★★★

  • Coraline

    ★★★★★

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

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  • City of the Living Dead

    City of the Living Dead

    ★★★★★

    My trajectory with this film, across multiple viewings is kind of fascinating considering my well-established relationship with The Beyond. For years now I have considered The Beyond to be my favorite horror film, as well as the greatest horror film of all time. But my opinion is tested the more I revisit the first film in that same trilogy. 

    City of The Dead is not a zombie film, at least not traditionally. The undead displayed here are spectral, liminal, and…

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    ★★★★★

    The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse. 
    A viscious assault on the senses. 


    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, it’s more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. It’s been said to death, but the lack of…

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  • X

    X

    ★★★★★

    Fucking excellent film. Definitely enjoy this more than Pearl at this point, somehow more melancholic than people give it credit for.

  • Coraline

    Coraline

    ★★★★★

    Watched with my girlfriend. Epic and cool, second favorite animated film of all time. Jaw dropping animation, great visuals, excellent and creative story. Really hasn’t aged a day

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  • Irreversible

    Irreversible

    ★★★★★

    I never want to see this again.

    It’s perfect.

    I never want to see it again. 

    I hate you.

  • Terrifier 3

    Terrifier 3

    ★★★★★

    I’m from the future, and this absolutely fucks