• Four Christmases

    Four Christmases


    in the words of marion mcpherson, it makes me laugh

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service


    this movie makes me want to be a better person and what more could you ask for

  • National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

    National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation


    needed a chaser after napoleon

  • Maestro



    hang every fucking frame of this film in a museum immediately

  • Wonka


    wonka is an instant holiday classic and a truly magical time at the movies 🥰 paul king’s whimsical style works as well here as it did in paddington, every musical number enchants, and the entire ensemble takes turns stealing the show, led by an endlessly charming timothée chalamet.

  • Napoleon


    this is the longest movie ever made

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    danielle brooks deserves an oscar for every single scene she steals

  • Free Birds

    Free Birds

    obsessed with the fact that the animators thought they had to give the girl turkey boobs to indicate that she was, indeed, a girl

  • Saltburn



    i understand and acknowledge all the critiques and yet it still somehow works for me so well in spite of every single one of them ❤️

  • Scream 7

    Scream 7


    justice for melissa barrera.

  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles


    here’s how we can still get john candy an oscar for this performance

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


    when you think about it president snow’s origin story is just a really dramatic twink death