• A Quiet Place

    A Quiet Place

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't know why I had such high hopes... this sucked! it was not scary and the monsters didn't make sense. like I don't believe that even if they are blind and hunt by hearing alone that they couldn't learn over time where to find humans (in/near buildings) or how to hunt them more effectively... and if their hearing is so sensitive that you can't talk IN YOUR OWN HOME at low volume, how did they not find this family…

  • Sullivan's Travels

    Sullivan's Travels

    wow, I found this... insufferable?

  • The More the Merrier

    The More the Merrier

    ★★★★★

    that scene on the stoop is literally the sexiest thing I have ever seen.
    “thank you, I’d love to”
    “then let it get out!!!”

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I enjoyed this a LOT less the second time. walked out of my first viewing laughing with incredulous delight at his audacity, at the fact that he went there with it; this time, with nothing to surprise me, the things that bothered me on first viewing bothered me even more. namely alma. we see her only through woodcock's eyes, to the point that it feels like a parody: she does, says, feels nothing that is not... him. the fact that…

  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    ★★½

    replace gleeson’s and isaac’s characters with hux and poe and the dynamic would not change

  • History Is Made at Night

    History Is Made at Night

    ★★★★

    I’m in tears

  • Shaun the Sheep Movie

    Shaun the Sheep Movie

    ★★★★

    clever, charming, hilarious, full of heart. vincent adultman: sheep edition! the guy with the fish on his head in the restaurant is the MVP of this movie. also, I love how they populate the city with the kind of people who actually live in cities. there's an argument to be made that this is the peak of cinematic art today (it's silent! and I just realized that this is because we're experiencing their world as the sheep do).

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the # of times I've seen this is approaching self-parody but in my defense I did promise to go with friends while I was home for the holidays! and what the hell, I've had a blast every time. one of the things that makes it so rewatchable: the best blockbuster third act I've seen, like, ever? most climactic battles feel obligatory; the last hour of this is revelatory. nothing will top watching it on opening weekend, tho: the incredulous cheers…

  • Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

    ★★½

    there is some good stuff in here imo. gotta love a good arena fight scene. and yeah christensen and portman are abominable but the kiss as they go out to their deaths still gets me. also, ewan mcgregor is the MVP of these movies & can he ever handle a lightsaber, goddamn

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    yeah yeah I know I know

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    wow x2

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    wooooooooooow