Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Night Fare 2015

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  An under driver could be John wick but John wick could never be an Uber driver.

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  Fast X 2023

  ★★ Watched 31 May 2023

  Jason Momoa finally watched The Dark Knight (2008)

Popular reviews

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  Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker 2019

  ½ Watched 19 Dec 2019

  The star wars fanbase is one of the most toxic this side of Rick & Morty,

  They complain if it's too similar
  They complain if it's too different
  They complain if it's safe
  They complain if it's pushing forward

  And Rise of Skywalker is an absolutely embarrassing attempt at Disney trying to appease and soothe the manbabies that complained about Last Jedi.

  It's an incoherent and laborious film buckling under the weight of course correcting. A film that is embarrassed by…

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  Bo Burnham: Inside 2021

  ★★★ Watched 08 Jun 2021

  Envious that Bo Burnham gets to monetize his mental health struggles and I have to work 40 hours for the rest of my life like a sucker.